US Open Surf Cam
Posted by: Brink | Thursday, July 28, 2005
Just so you are in the know, here's the US Open surf cam.
Caption This
Posted by: Cropley | Thursday, July 28, 2005
- If your family pool is the back uncle Chuck's Ranchero, you might be a redneck.
Dog Doodie!
Posted by: Brink | Wednesday, July 27, 2005
- Exhibit B
Very frequently, I walk from one building to another here at the etnies compound for meetings and such. This week, for some odd reason, I've had to evade multiple piles of dog feces while walking around because, contrary to popular belief, I don't like smelling like poop or having any sort of butt mud on my shoes.
After careful investigation and interrogation of many fellow etnies employees, I discovered one mound of poop belongs to Booger, a female mutt owned by ex moto pro-turned X Games announcer, Cameron Steele.
- Booger
Exhibit A shows the debris left behind by Booger, while the origin of Exhibit B has yet to be identified, however, a ruler has been included in the photo for scaling purposes.
What's the significance of all this? nothing really, poop is just funny and its been a slow news day.
- Exhibit A
etnies Surf Squad At The Wave House!
Posted by: Brink | Wednesday, July 27, 2005
- Surf mafia
- New etnies rider CJ Kanuha
The etnies surf team hauled ass down to the Wave House in San Diego for some surfing, tomfoolery and more surfing.
- etnies Team Manager Brandon Lillard gettin' surfy
Bikini Girl
Posted by: Cropley | Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Get Bikini girl to the bottom of bubble world and win big. Is it a cute kitty? Maybe a dancing pink elephant? Who knows, it could be a free pair of etnies. There is only one way to find out, and that's to get to the bottom first!
What On Earth?
Posted by: Brink | Monday, July 25, 2005
I don't know what this is. Maybe you can help. Go for it by leaving a comment describing what the hell is going on here.
Congrats, Winners!
Posted by: Brink | Monday, July 25, 2005
Congrats to Francisco from Portugal for being the first place winner of the Crazy Photo Contest and Ruben from Florida for landing in the top five. so far, these are the only two guys who claimed their prize. The rest of you were announced and notified by the email address you submitted to us and didn't write back yet. But if you don't want your shoes, that's cool. I'll keep em. I blow through my Artos like crazy. Best shoe everrrrrrr.
Why the Hell Not?
Posted by: Brink | Thursday, July 21, 2005
News is slow today. This is just a random photo of a Rachel Perry's back, ass and tattoos. Why the hell not post it?
Blog Craze!
Posted by: Brink | Thursday, July 21, 2005
etnies.com has switched up the site a bit. The News section has now morphed into the Blog section and you can read all the latest shizzzzle there--just like always. but now you can get interactive and comment your little life away. Why would you want too do that? Well because we like to hear what you have to say, we want you to be as much of a part of etnies as we are and most of all, its just plain fun! Be on the lookout for a Best Comment In The Blog contest, where you'll be able to win free etnies monthly!
etnies Welcomes CJ Kanuha and Casey Brown!
Posted by: Brink | Thursday, July 7, 2005
- CJ
etnies proudly welcomes, CJ Kanuha and Casey Brown to the surf team!
Both from Hawaii's Big Island, CJ's known for his explosive freesurfing and Casey is a contest machine who just took the NSSA Explorer Junior National title!
Keep an eye out for both riders in the near future.
Congrats, boys and welcome to the team!
- Casey killing the contests
Raisin' Hell At The G8!
Posted by: Brink | Thursday, July 7, 2005
- Good thing our soles are grippy!
This is a protester who is most likely about to get beat down for pulling down the fence at the G8 Summit in Scotland. Notice the kicks...guess the etnies model shoe he's wearing and you win a free pat on the back.
Worse Than Trekkies?
Posted by: Brink | Wednesday, July 6, 2005
- 2003 AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPION - David “C-Diddy” Jung
The U.S. Air Guitar championships are coming. This is an annual event where these grown men put away their Spock uniforms, Star Wars toys and Dungeons and Dragons dice to make complete fools of themselves yet again.
Here's an excerpt from the "official rules:"
Contestants perform for one minute to a song of their choice and are judged on a combination of technical prowess, stage presence and “airness.” “What we mean by that is really that elusive quality of transcending the imitation of an art form-ie: playing guitar-and creating a new art form-air guitar.”
- Yes, she's a loser.